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How to eat trash pizza in public

from Tutorial Music by Andrew Tham

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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Designed by Los Angeles-based artist & writer Miden Wood, this lil' number looks like a homemade cassette produced by fictitious home tutorial expert GoldenRod. They're okay at making tutorials but they are *very good* at drawing cars.

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lyrics

Find yourself downtown, at a very busy intersection.
Find one of those solar-powered trash compactors.
Find a pizza box from California Pizza Kitchen on top of the trash compactor, too wide to fit in its mouth.
Find 3/4ths of a pizza remaining inside the pizza box.
"Find blessings in these thy gifts for which you are about to receive from thy bounty." [Latin Catholic grace]
Find that it is not difficult to eat this pizza because of hygienic concerns.
Find that it is difficult to eat this pizza because of social norms.
Find the courage to grab that pizza box right off that trash compactor.
Find it helpful to imagine that you are in a site-specific performance piece where your sole task is to pick this pizza box up.
Find yourself approaching the pizza box, slowly, as you would an ancient artifact.
Find yourself looking straight ahead, making no eye contact with anyone as you slowly lift the pizza box off of the trash compactor.
Find yourself holding the pizza box for one solemn moment.
Find yourself holding the pizza.
Find yourself holding.
Find yourself.
Find yourself eating most of the pizza on the bus ride home.
Find a particularly unusual flavor within the pizza. Pineapple? Banana peppers? Something sweet.
Find out why the pizza was most likely abandoned.
Find satisfaction in knowing that this pizza did not go to waste.

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from Tutorial Music, released April 23, 2021

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